Vise Grip

Who here is deluded enough to think they have a vise-grip grasp on absolute truth?

I am! Me! ME!! In the back row!! NO, no, the BACK row! Don’t pick Susie again! That girl is nothing but a whoreo! It’s me, ME!

This is absolute truth: “Truth is never absolute”

This is truth absolutely: “I am blue and furry and I have cookies.”

Get it now? Did I win? Gimme the 10 points! I said it first. I just don’t cheat and only send half my answer and then go back and finish it. Bunch of cheats!

4 Pc Mini Vise Locking Pliers Set Welding Grip Clamps Metal Car Auto Wrench Tool $14.50

Pipe Clamp for welding, adjustable locking pliers, vise MIG TIG WELDER TUBE GRIP $36.87

IRWIN VISE-GRIP 6SP LOCKING CLAMP W/ SWIVEL PADS $12.49

Irwin 2078508 Vise Grip 8-Inch Groove Joint Plier $13.79

Vise Grip 11-SP 11″ C-Clampn w/ Swivel Pads $29.50

No. C-5 VISE GRIP Oxy Acetylene Cutting Welding Torch Hose Ferrule Crimping Tool $0.99

VISE GRIP 11R 11″ C-CLAMP REGULAR TIPS $22.97

VISE GRIP 18R 18″ C-CLAMP REGULAR TIPS $39.87